Archive - Homebody

2024 superlatives

One last look back

Dec 27, 2024 •

Three Weddings and a Haircut

Matrimony is so in right now.

Dec 6, 2024 •

July 2024

Watering My Industry Plants

And growing my garden of grievances

Jul 19, 2024 •

June 2024

Friend or Foe: Sports Edition

Brought to you by the undefeated world champion of judging people I've never met.

Jun 21, 2024 •

February 2024

"Poor Things" Bravely Asks: What If Frankenstein's Monster Was a Girlboss?

Yorgos Lanthimos' steampunk sex fantasy is filled to the brim with masturbation, misogyny, and the ghosts of mothers past.

Feb 2, 2024 •

December 2023

2023 Superlatives

Run it back one more time

Dec 29, 2023 •

November 2023

Gee, That Forbidden Fruit Sure Looks Tasty

Temptation and transgression in "An Education."

Nov 10, 2023 •

October 2023

State of the (Homebody) Union

Channeling my inner Massie Block to tally what's in and what's out for October.

Oct 11, 2023 •

August 2023

Mission: Barbenheimer (Moses' Version)

WE COME TO THIS PLACE FOR MAGIC

Aug 4, 2023 •

May 2023

Church Girls Anonymous

Nothing says "doomed by the narrative" like a girl who was raised religious.

May 19, 2023 •

April 2023

Everything About "Daisy Jones & The Six" That Pisses Me Off

Jeff Bezos presents: Shein "A Star Is Born"

Apr 9, 2023 •

January 2023

The Real Housewives of the USMNT

Sports are just soap operas dressed up in shin guards.

Jan 6, 2023 •

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